Coronasutra

Girlfriends, undated.

Coronasutra

Finally, some great news from the WHO : the coronavirus isn’t sexually transmissible! In these times of restrictions, at least we’ve got that, the possibility of another type of fever. Caution need not be chaste ! The one-meter distancing rule only applies to the face. So don’t reject the partners who used to say “OK, but no kissing” anymore ; now is the time to give them preferential treatment. Adapt your loving gestures : in lieu of the Missionary position, give preference to the Stretcher bearer, the Amazon’s Gallop or the Antipode’s Kiss. Be creative, invent the Coronasutra !